Heh.
From Opinionated Catholic
Quote of the Day:
Lawyers Play Rough
Saturday, February 6, 2010 12:07 PM - By Kashmir Hill
An amazing cross-section of humanity: Men, women, transgender, heterosexuals, gays, bisexuals. Every ethnicity. White-collar and blue-collar. It’s really very, very diverse — though we do have an unusually high percentage of lawyers. I don’t know why.
— Susan Wright, founder of the National Coalition for Sexual Freedom, discussing the people who attend erotic BDSM — bondage and discipline, dominance and submission, sadism and masochism — parties in the Washington Post.
Just two or three things, Jim.
ReplyDelete1)A man phones a lawyer and asks, "How much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?"
The lawyer replies, "A thousand dollars."
"A thousand dollars!" exclaims the man. "That's very expensive isn't it?"
"It certainly is," says the lawyer. "Now, what's your third question?"
2) Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer, and an old drunk were walking along when they simultaneously spotted a hundred-dollar bill laying in the street. Who gets it?
The old drunk, of course, the other three are fictional characters.
3) Question: What’s the difference in a lawyer and an onion?
Answer: You cry when you cut up an onion.
Oh man..."an unusually high percentage of lawyers..." Nyuk!
My wife is mean enough without being involved in any BDSM. And I sure would not want to take her to any meetings where she would meet lawyers.
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