Showing posts with label Bloopers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bloopers. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Don't Taught the Cops, they may get mad

For the past few days I've been gathering local media bloopers.  I'm sparing no one.
We'll start with the headline on KTBS' website:
Herbal Incense Wreaks Of Controversy
Umm, that would be 'reeks' of controvery.

From The Times, a caption on a photo.
The Honorable Elizabeth Foote gives her brother the Honorable John Joseph Erny a hug after he administrates the oath during the installment of Foote at the United States Court House.
'Administrate' is not a word.  You administer an oath, after the fact it has been administered.  The event that occured would have been the administration of the oath.

Back to KTBS:
Parents are fingerprinted at state offices and their kids are registered, then they are scanned as they kids are dropped off and picked up each day.
As 'they' kids are dropped off?  Really?

Also from KTBS:
Earlier, White got inside a sheriff’s vehicle and used the radio to taught officers.
Nanny, nanny boo boo - I'm taughting you.  This would go along with those taughting penalties you see in football.

Finally, from KSLA:
The crime allegedly originated, according to Sheriff Victor overseas, in the country of Romania.
The story did not specify at what location overseas Sheriff Victor was when he made the statement.