Sunday, June 2, 2013

Funny Bone Guy wants to turn me in to the FBI

If you have followed the blog at all, you have doubtless seen comments on several threads from someone we have identified as the ‘Funny Bone Guy’. As I told him, and will repeat again, I have no knowledge whatever of the incident he is talking about. Apparently he feels he was mistreated by BCPD, and alleges a cover-up going all the way up to the Mayor’s office.
I finally started moderating comments so that he couldn’t disrupt everything that was posted. He has left some comments, which I have not published. Here they are, all in one blog post.
Comment from Normal Person: Funny bone guy please go away. Your now telling another story about BCPD that does not make any sense. No one believes you. Why can’t you get that?
Reply from Funny Bone Guy: I would tell the cops name, but he wants to be my friend and I don't care who thinks I am telling the truth. You know I'm Not the Detective no one wanted to work with. You should have never said anything about your imaginary friend Timmy. And if I am not honest why does the mayor hide from. You know ***** you could put your trailer house in my Den.
Reply from Funny Bone Guy: I don't care if you believe me or not, you probably know the cop ***** or *****. I know one of the Detectives told me you didn't go to work with ******** by choice.
Reply from Funny Bone Guy: I can tell your a pig. Your right the BCPD has no officers that lie, falsify police reports, right BJ never, arrest the wrong person, on purpose, because of public pressure, shoot and kill and unarmed man that has bipolar, instead of jumping back into their police car. other than those things, they are perfect. I am in talks with the Department of justice, and I think they are going to help me, with those Honest, Christian BCPD employees did I say Christian
So I made a joke at one point in a misguided attempt to lighten it up.
Jim: It’s like the thing I saw on Facebook: Chuck Norris got pulled over one time. He let the cop go with a warning.
Reply from Funny Bone Guy: why is that so many people say you suck as a DA?
(I have no idea what that means)
Comment from Normal Person: Good blog.
Reply from Funny Bone Guy: The Mayor sure protects the BCPD on Police Week
And now the final reply from Funny Bone Guy on my weak Chuck Norris joke
Reply from Funny Bone Guy: Jim I checked on what you said about getting one email, I have about 12 emails that I sent you during the funny bone charges, Looks like you are going to get to talk to the justice dept also. 
Remember, these are comments from Funny Bone Guy that were not published. After the last one, I decided I just had to do this blog post.
I have checked back and only find one email, which was a copy of a letter to Mayor Walker demanding that everyone involved be given a polygraph test.
Okay, I don’t remember them, but lets pretend that I did have more over the last couple of years and just didn’t consider them something I was interested in. That happens sometimes, although I generally answer all of my emails.
Just to clarify this with Funny Bone Guy – you say I got emails from you, I say I don’t recall them, so you are going to turn me in to the Federal authorities for that? What? 
Funny Bone, you really are a special kind of special, aren’t you?
(I am opening up comments again, but I will delete any comment that makes slanderous remarks about anyone, or names any names of police officers who can’t speak out to defend themselves from attacks.)

114 comments:

  1. Jimbo, I'm pretty sure you've already been turned in to the FBI, so this one should be no sweat.

    I am SURE you got questioned about the special "mind eraser" machine used at the CIC. I know, because you haven't been the same since you exposed it.

    Just sayin'...

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  2. Hey Jim, maybe you or the FBI can look into why the City Council Agenda and Minutes page has been scrubbed clean. A link. This is a link to 2013 not 2008.

    http://www.bossiercity.org/layouts/City-Council---Agenda-Minutes-2008

    To the Funny Bone Guy, thanks for the entertainment.

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  3. You're right, no minutes for 2013, they are all there for 2011 and 2012. Looks like they are redoing the site, maybe they will come back up. If not, I will see what I can find out.

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  4. Jim, City Clerk retired on Dec. 31st. Going through complete digitalization of all record storage. 7:06 Batman, cal the FBI . Sure that will work out well for you. Fool, YOU are what's wrong with our city.

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  5. If I'm not mistaken, there is no law requiring the City Council minutes to be posted on a website.

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  6. 9:20 Keeping things in check Watchdog style is wrong. Some would would call it keeping the so called "transparency". What is wrong with that!!!!!

    Please explain your self. You are too serious. This is a small mid size town in Northwest Louisiana that really has zero impact on world events. I am sure the FBI recognizes sarcasm better than you.

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  7. Is your head big and shaped like a bullet?

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  8. Jim,
    Can you a story on margaritaville? I read in the paper where Larry Hannisee said the city only spent 7 million dollars on infrastructure which I think is low and then went on to say it would take approximately 10 years to see a return on that investment. I thought the new casino was going to bring in $12 million dollars a year? Something isn't adding up.

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  9. @1115, Several people have stated there are major problems in Bossier City on this site for years but get discredited as morons or disgruntled workers. Yes, things don't add up. Elliott Stonecipher has been writing articles in the Forum, too bad they're not in a more widely read publication, about what's going on in Bossier City and lays the problems at the feet of where they belong: Jimmy Hall.

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  10. Elliot Stonechipher is as crazy as the Funny Bone Guy. He is the Pied Piper for kooks. And I am not associated with Bossier. I just know him. Master of misinformation.

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    1. Jimmy had had the chance to investigate the Funny bone matter form A-Z. It's easier to set back and make fun of
      and laugh at corruption where a man the was minding is Assaulted and had two torn ligaments, not something you can fake, the attacker flees the state for 11 months, needed a break from tell, lied about the attacker lasts name, threatened to drop case using I will you up for filing and false report, this was before my witnesses were talked to, I wonder why Jimmy is shaking in his shoes

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    2. What I see from this blog is when honest citizens make statements about being mistreated by big brother, then they are crazy. I can't see how anyone would let Jim Hall in the Mason's, and certainly not in the Shriners. I need to make some pone calls quick. From the sound of the pervious blogs, Jim's attempts to be Funny, have failed him.

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  11. Bossier is in bad shape but the truth is no one really cares. We just say we are better than shreveport

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  12. With all the hype all the local politicians put into this new casino, I was pretty disappointed in it. I guess I wasvexpecting more. It is small and it seems really cramped. I just don't see it being a difference maker. I believe this casino will have new owners in a few years.

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  13. Anon @ 9:45,
    I find your qualifier, "And I am not associated with Bossier" a little odd, especially on a site read mostly by people from Bossier. Usually a person using such qualifiers are hiding something, such as "I really am associated with Bossier, so I'll tell people I'm not to make my statement sound more believable. Well, for me, it didn't work.
    Then you made a blanket, unsupported statement that Elliott Stonecipher is the "Pied Piper of Kooks". Did you read his article in Forum!? Did you know the information he used, such as a transcript in Jimmy Hall's own words telling the board to changes its name to avoid having to disclose the board's findings on the Boardwalk, comes from public records? Yep, that's pretty kooky! If you haven't read the article I suggest that you do. Maybe you'll learn something other than, "Well, at least we're better than Shreveport!"

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  14. Elliott,

    Time for ANOTHER Brentwood trip? At least you got out of the fetal position to type. Yes, I do have Marilyn's diary.

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    1. Elliot you could not have said it better, maybe we could see if Brentwood will send a bus for them.

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  15. Good one Jimmy! LOL!!! Keep hiding the fact that you and your crooked shriner buddies are ripping off the citizens of Bossier City through crooked deal by joking about it!

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    1. My brother has polio and was in the Shriners hosp for 15 yrs off and on, now I feel differently thanks Jimmy but I still think you are a dip shit.

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  16. I don't think it's Jimmy posting. He is such a coward that he is too scared to even post anonymous. Like I said before, he likes to hide in the shadows of the elected people.

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  17. That's pretty nuch the way things are done in Bossier, have someone else screw someone over on their behalf so that they can look that person in the eye and claim no culpbability. I've see it done so many times. I'm praying for the day when it all comes tumbling down and a few of them do the perp walk for the news cameras.

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  18. Jim why are you calling this person not normal. Do you know his name, and have a good reason for calling him not normal. I saw where a person said if Tommy Harvey is friends with the funny bone dude, he should get ready to jump off a 6 story building, is that person normal.

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    1. Jim in the title of this blog you wrote I feel I was mistreated. If the officers involved would take a polygraph and you know who they are, then you could show your readers that I am not telling the truth. Don't you want to prove you, the Mayor, and a few of the BCPD are not Corrupt. Especially a Mason, a man of honor. Don't you want the people of Bossier to know you are not Corrupt.

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    2. 1. you have never explained exactly how or who mistreated you
      2. How would a polygraph change things
      3. If a case didn't go your way, how is that corruption?
      4. Regardless of how anyone may feel about the Masons, what the heck do they have to do with you or your complaints.

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  20. BJ Sanford wasn't demoted. He simply transferred to another division. There was no punishment involved in the transfer. BJ is an excellent police officer. He was an excellent detective. He is also well respected by his peers. Funny Bone guy, you have proven yourself to be a nut job in serous need of psychiatric evaluation. Please get some help.

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    1. He was demoted, call it what you want, he went from a detective to a black and white because he screwed up and arrested Copperhead due to an overflow of phone calls. and if you think I am wrong you are the nut.

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    3. I think you need the Psy Evaluation, I am retired and make twice as much as you do working. If you think Sanford honest I am going to prove you wrong. I hope you are honest.

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  22. It's been explained to you over and over. GET HELP dude.

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  23. FBG, Call 1-800-WAA WAAA and they'll send a waaaambulance right over.

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  24. Funny bone guy needs to start his own blog and stay off this one. We can't have a serious discussion about anything without him hijacking it. He was funny for awhile but it become bothersome

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    1. Corruption is only funny when it is not against you. If the Mayor, and the these other officers including Shane McWillams would take a polygraph in this case, now that would be Funny. It is only bothersome because it is true. The City want give me a polygraph, I wonder why.

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    2. Come on Fuuny Bone Guy, What part of no one gives a s**t don't you understand? Really dude, we don't give a s**t!

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    3. I could care less if you give a s t, I will get Justice and Then we will see who is laughing. When people are assaulted, they should not be threatened, falsify police reports, lie to the victim, and cover it up. I will get Justice.

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  25. Funny Bone Guy, I have to apologize. I do care. I'm sorry for being insensitive to your plight, and I do hope that you get the help that you need. There are several good psychiatrists in town and are listed in the Yellow Pages of the phone book. I can see why you were asked to leave and forcibly escorted from the club that night. The proof is your lack of ability to shut up, such as your constant rantings of "being wronged" on this blog.

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  26. Dude with all the all the Answers. I am sure you do know how to get in touch the Psychiatrists, they give you cops an evaluation at least once a year . I am sorry if you are on the list, that is your fault. If you knew about the case, the floor manager ran, and locked himself in his mangers office when he saw how big I was. This is when I left the Venue (Building) I did not want to get over your head. I have four witnesses that will agree I was never asked to leave.

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    1. So what you're saying is, you only have enough brain power to operate your body but not enough for mouth control, except to spout of stupidity, or analytical thinking.
      The reason why people messing with you on this blog is that you have become a complete joke and cheap entertainment. I honestly do hope you continue showing your butt on this blog, because it gives me something to do.

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  27. Got me there Big Guy! Thanks for admitting you only have enough brain power to move your foot. You're so damned easy and really not a challenge. I can assure you that Detective Humphries's dog has a higher IQ than the person I'm relying to. Maybe you should have been the act that fateful night at the Funny Bone, no one would have had to ask me to leave. I'm really not into watching a guy that can only move one foot due to the fact that's all the brain power he can muster.

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  28. Pretty amazing that Funny Bone Guy can type with his foot! They already have movie out called My Left Foot about a writer and artist that could only use his left foot. If Funny Bone Guy can only use his right foot... I thinking SEQUEL!!!!!!!!

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    1. I have always heard dump cops read a lot of comics, brain power come on, Holy Mashed potatoes Batman, I am loosing my Brain Power, I think you nuts are over paid. I am going to get my battery charger, connect it to my ears, and increase by brain power. I love it when a cop, living in a 20 year double wide, is asking about my IQ.

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    2. Funny Bone Guy, What's a "dump" cop? Also, usually when a person accerts thing like "living in 20 year (you forgot to type 'old') double-wide) they are projecting themselves in how they percieve others. So, I hope your tewnty year-old double wide is nice. I've never met you, but I can tell by your posts on this blog that you are a sick, I mean pathetically sick, little man, and I do hope you get the help you need. But before I leave you to wallow in your self pity, no one gives s*** about what happened to you at the Funny Bone.

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    3. You must live in a 30 year old double wide. I Like the way the cops in Sanford FL. Saying we've got your back. In my case the BCPD had the criminals back, by protecting him, and not even questioning him. Wait my brain power is getting low.

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    4. If any cops need the latest copy of the superman comic, let me know my son has it and he will loan it to a good honest BCPD officer.

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    5. What happened in the Copperhead, Norris case did the public call in and say they were going to hold their breath till an arrest was made. And why do the BPCD ride around in the winter time with the drivers window down. To hear crime when it happens. I have worked all over the south, and I have never seen a department do that, oh yeah Brain Power.

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  29. FBG, quit and come out of the bathroom. That will make you go blind and grow hair on your hands. By the way were you by yourself at Funny Bone, or with a lady, or with a man?

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    1. I'm guessing the only joke in the Funny Bone on the imfamous night FBG was kicked out was in FBG's hand when he went to the restroom!

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    2. Well why do you wear thick glasses, and have hair in your hands fat boy. I heard no one in the Detective division wanted to work with you, I heard when you had to run one mile at the academy, the instructor put you on a hill, and you were not running, you were falling. So tell them to put more salad in your feed bag. And put down a towel under your bosses desk, so you want leave any DNA, Timmy I mean Frank. And that Frank rules stuff should have ended at High School. What did you letter in, Badminton.

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    3. That's funny, what a loser. Timmy rocks and Frank rules. I loved high school and lettered beer and boobs.

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  30. Who is Frank? I'm confused now.

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    1. Frank is FBG nemesis, they used to go back and forth on one of the news blogs like two years ago. What's funny is that FBG wants to know who Frank is, but has no idea. He asks everyone. Wilder is a joke, makes no sense. Leave BCPD alone, they won and you lost.

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    2. I know who Frank is, I met him one day upstairs, I offered him a ride on the Elevator with me but he was afraid of me. He is all fluff, and not tough, and It looks to me like me lettered in in chili dogs, and quarterbacks.
      There once was a man that was thick and wide
      He went out for some laughs to put life aside
      He caught April Macy the Comedian' eye with out a doubt
      Then some skinny came up from behind
      That was shaped like a trout
      He twisted my arm and ran like a girl
      And when the lights came on he ran like a squirrel
      One you thing I will say I like good police officers
      I do like and that is said,
      But the ones that screwed me over
      I will be after you till the day I am dead. I coming
      Bitches

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  31. I'm glad to see FBG pry his fingers from the magazine page they were stuck to just long enough to type what was incoherently bouncing around in his empty skull.

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  32. Welcome back FBG, we were missing your commentary!!

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  33. Henry Waddlesworth LongfellaJuly 28, 2013 at 7:15 PM

    There once was a guy who couldn't stay home,
    So one night he went to the Funny Bone.
    He sat in the audience with the gals and the blokes,
    And laughed at the comedians and at all of their jokes.
    But later in the evening he broke a rule,
    When he started to act like a jerk and tool.
    The management said, "You've got to go."
    But our little guy said, "No, no, no!"
    He put up a fuss and claimed he was doing no harm,
    So the bouncers escorted him out, and he claimed they hurt his arm.
    He cried to the police, they said there was no case.
    So he bugs us on this blog and doesn't give up the pace.
    Now he makes his frequent posts with complaints that are hazy,
    Which only proves to all that he's just plain crazy!

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    1. You know it is nice to know that the very skilled BCPB finally heard about the Bean Bag Guns yesterday, this was after the multimillion law suit of the mentally in buy the blew away over on Swan Lake Cut-Off Road. Keep the jokes coming, I made more money that most copes when I was 20, and I didn't have to leave my drivers side window down.
      And Tell Frank I am sorry no one wants to work with you, maybe its the Frank rules thing.

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  34. Greatest post yet on this blog.

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  35. There is nobody at BCPD named Frank you idiot.

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    1. What about the "BCPB"? FBG, what the hell is the "mentally in buy the blew the way" over on Swan Lake Cut-off? I never heard of it. And how much money did you make more than a "cope"? And since you made all of that money without having to leave your driver's side window down, I'm guessing you didn't do drive up service on the street corner and did all of your transactions doing the "blew away" over on.... Oh now I've figured it out. You make your money doing the blew away over on Swan Lake Cut-Off Road. FBG, you can get arrested for that you sill boy!

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    2. If this guy is a cop, now I am afraid, mentally in buy the blew the way, wtf, And to make this Clear for you, the BCPD ride around with their driver's side window down in the Winter time, you know went it is cold outside. Have your mother check your post's, then maybe, you want look as stupid, maybe.

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    3. This guy needs to be evaluated quick.

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    4. How does the public force an Arrest in a Triple and they arrest the wrong person? And the police know who spanked a child so hard in a day care for wetting their pants, they had to be put on life-support, and the BCPD want make an arrest.

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  36. ... "silly boy!"

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  37. Jim hasn't posted anything new in weeks. maybe fbg did have the fbi arrest him!

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  38. An article is going to come out abut this case, and I hope all the Voters in Bossier City and parish will stand up for the truth. The only way in my opinion to hide as what I see, and maybe I am wrong as corruption, is to make a joke about it, maybe a blog Thanks Jim, you helped me more than you will ever know. Your Assistant Truly McDaniel's told me and Detective Sanford, he could not use a certain witness, he told me to have Sanford call him and I did. Detective BJ Sanford is also the one that arrested the wrong person in a triple murder case in Bossier where he finally was demoted. BCPD does not need him in Homicide. I hope when the details about me being railroaded, by the BCPD, and by Low Walker, a person that has went as far as to Lawyer Up. I only Lawyer up, when I feel I am Labial.

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    1. Funny Bone Guy, What planet do you live on? You idiot! You're confusing Jim Wells, mild-mannered blogger, with Jimmy Hall the city attorney. LOL!!!!! The only real joke in this entire situation is you. If you really think you were "Wronged", why just complain about it on the local and parish level about "police misconduct"? That's why there is a state attorney. If Attorney General Caldwell doesn't help you, because he's laughing his ass off, too, go to the FBI. If they won't help then you can pretend you're Mick Jagger and sing, "I can't get no, satisfaction. Besides help with the police and the Funny Bone, I can't get no, girlie action. But I try..."

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    2. Funny, have you ever thought there is a reason you live with your mother at 52. Your jokes are so funny my cat choked up a fur ball. I know how to win, I was an All-City Quarterback, I want these guys to wait, and wait and it's over. I want to take those pensions and give them to some honest cops that deserve them. And if they don't like it you should not lie. You took an oath to stop crime, and I am going to help you. And for funny boy you should have never let your mother sell those trailer axles. And you need to go back and read, I have never heard of Jim Wells, somebody drug test the under the desk Humpies before he shoots his self in the foot.

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    3. Aug 8:18 The only people laughing are laughing at you because nothing you are saying makes sense. Get your mom to get a neighbor to come over and check your blogs because I know she can't read.

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    4. Ever notice how it takes Funny Bone "Goof" (FBG) about a week to reply to a post? It's like it takes him that time just to generate enough brain power to write his incoherent sentences. The mental image I see of FBG. Attempting to write his post saddens me. I see a pathetic, spindly man, small in stature, with a look of mental and physical anquish on his face as he's trying to generate the words that just won't come in a logical sequence. Therefore, he is only capable of writing the words his 74 IQ will allow.
      As for not know who Jim Wells is, let me introduce him. Jim Wells is the person who is this blog's administrator you imbecile. Every time you make an entry on this post I completely understand why you were kicked out of the Funny Bone. They did it for your own good, because I believe they understood that even though you werent 5-years old they knew your mental capacity hadn't progressed to that age level. The comedic material may not have been suitable for a person with your mental capacity.
      Many people on this post have suggested that you seek medical treatment for your mental condition and I totally concur with their assessments.

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    5. As for not know who Jim Wells is, Tell me Einstein what is your IQ 73. I think we need to see if we can get your window rolled up on your cop car tough guy. Your sad attempt at trying to show intelligence, is leaving you looking pathetic. Your probably have not even caught on to your, sad, ignorant, use of the English language, As for not know who Jim Wells is. Yes I am going to see about your window raised. When the red line comes up under a word that means you did not spell it Correctly. When this is all over I will sell your mother some trailer axles. And as far as seeking treatment, I did, the Doctor said roll your windows up in the winter time, and stay away from you. And I have to say it one more time, As for not know who Jim Wells is, that is Funny Stuff. You are one smart guy, just say in the mirror I am one smart guy, over and over, and maybe one day you can write a whole paragraph.

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  39. Looking back I see where I should have used "knowing" instead of "know", when referring to knowing who Jim Wells is. As for using words beyond your limited vocabulary I apologize to use for using words with more than four letters. I apologize that you had to use your computer, or dictionary, which took you away from the gay porn you had at your fingertips. I'm not quite understanding your hangup about open car windows. The only thing I can think of is that you either got your head stuck in a car window as it was being rolled up or you were leaing out of a car window and fell out as the car was making a turn. Either way, through lack of oxygen or the landing on your head may explain your mental condition. It maybe due to physical conditions rather than organic. Hey, there's a donation jar on the restaurant's counter "selling" candy to raise money for people with your condition. I think I'll leave an extra nickle in your honor.

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    1. Funny Bone Goof,
      I know I should have reviewed what I wrote before making my last entry, because there are a couple of errors. Let's not talk about that. What I really want to say is how surprised I am that even with all of those disregarded warning you still have enough vision to see writing errors.

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  40. Ok Mr. Einstein, Lets try to work out this tough issue again. If my instructions are to hard, I am sure you can find someone in the trailer park to help you. If a word has a red line under it, it is misspelled. So take the little thing, that is attached to your mother's computer, and click on the right side, then some words will come up, again you will need some help picking out which one, when you get someone to help you pick out the word, they will click on it, the word will change, and the red line will go away. I was just joking about the window thing, I know you are not a cop.

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    1. How long did you suffer wracking your below 75 IQ brain to come up with your usual lame response? I'm not surprised that are as computer savvy as you are. I guess you should be since you stay up all night wearing only underwear, and eating Cheetos and Little Debbie cakes. Thankfully your mother didn't clean out your bedroom... Oh, I forgot you never left home. Well, maybe one day you'll find the gumption to leave home other than to go to the Funny Bone and get kicked out for showing your rearend. Hey, joking about the window, I'm glad you're able to laugh about such a tragedy that led to your brain damaged.

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  41. I'm not surprised that are as, give me a break you stupid nut, what is your IQ. Someone as stupid as you are, should never try to make fun of anyone. Look Einstein, Your thing about the window, and brain damaged, it should be your brain being damaged. Your vocabulary is so poor, you need to stay off this blog, and you need to stick with something more your speed, if you can find something that slow. And don't use words like spindly, that is as in mature as you can get. Later Einstein.

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  42. Your Chief McWilliams told me Detective Humphries was working on the FB case and had left the Department, and that was not true, Lt Jimmy Stewart threatened to have me arrested if I did not drop the case,{stop calling the station} or he would arrest me for filing a false report, and this was before my witnesses were interviewed, Officer Sanford left out important information in the police report, and put in damaging information, and the mayor would not look into any of the information I gave him. This is how the BCPD operates. And the mayor's office

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    1. Maybe you should get arrested. That way you'll have, at least for a little while, a place to stay besides the back room of your mother's house. Plus you'll have something to wear other than your browned, greasy, stained tighty-whities; and you'll have something besides puffy Cheetos to eat . The down side for you, but a plus for us, is you won't have access to a computer. Another up side will be that you will meet and make a friend, possibly a reeeeeeeeeal good friend while you're locked up. I'm certain you'll like that. Let me warn you that when you're sitting around, or being handed off for an extra helping of chicken and rice, don't tell they you were arrested for misdemeanor charge of filing a false police report. If you do that they'll think you are the whimp that you are and reeeeeeeeeal take advantage of you. Tell them you were arrested for beating the crap out of one of those bullying BCPD officers. But if you don't want to get arrested, I do encourage you check yourself into Brentwood. It might not be as much fun as the Bossier City Jail, but then again, you never know.

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  43. I saw where Jim called the FBG not normal. Jim I have seen your big High Rise Office over off Airline. What does that cost you about a buck twenty five a month with free extermination, a buck if you do your own extermination. I don't know if you have read the rules of being a Mason. But it is apparent to me that you do not understand the rules, and the way you treat people, you should not be in the Mason's. Mason's are men of Stature, and Honor, not men who attack people for wanting justice.

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  44. I was going to make fun of you again, but you're a pathetic retard. Once again, you moron, the Jim who administers this blog is NOT Jimmy Hall. If you would do a little research (by looking at other stories on this blog other than whine and cry because you were justifiably kicked out of the Funny Bone for being an idiot) you will see you're a confused besides being mentally disturbed.
    As for seeking justice, justice was served. You acted like an idiot, you were asked to leave, you refused, and you were escorted out of the Funny Bone. Just because you have a below average IQ doesn't give you the right to act like it in a privately owned business and expect to able to stay and disrupt the peace the other patrons have a right to enjoy.
    And just seeing your stupidity on display, confusing Jim for Jimmy, proves that your mother is to blame for what happened that night at the Funny Bone by allowing you out of the house without adult supervision.

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  45. Not only does he confuse Jim with jimmy, he thinks these masons around here are honorable. He doesn't know they are are a bunch of cult goons who drink and screw prostitutes. I bet this comment gets deleted. Lol

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  46. Aug 21 7;41 Hey dumb and dumber I Love it when you said,(Don't tell they you were Arrested) or (and real take Advantage of you) it sounds to me like you have been locked up in the BCPD and Brentwood. I think you should get some advice before giving. You have got to be the dumbest person on this Blog. You need help.

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  47. I found it. A video of Funny Bone Guy!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlekZ0eON1w

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  48. Please don't have children, they will suffer deeply. And if you do have children, please let your wife help them with their homework. I like the way you did your last post, that is just your speed, not to big, so you don't overload your brain.

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  49. It took some doing but I have inside sources that released the video tape of the night Funny Bone Guy got kicked out of the Funny Bone.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulfq-gK3iac

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  50. The blog is dead. It hasn't been updated in almost 2 months. I guess Funny Bone Guy won.

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  51. I'm thinking the same thing. Jim are you ok?

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  52. Looks like Einstein's up to twenty words without a mistake. You must have had to pull in the whole trailer park for that job well done. I have been laying on a yacht over in St. Martin thinking about the upcoming Hunting Season. Later Einstein.

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    1. A friend of mine was in St. Martin last week too, and he told me he saw you and got a good video of you. Honestly FBG, I'm so glad you came out of the closet. Here's the video of you on the beach at St. Martin: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d_pSlo8UotE

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  53. Does the BCPD roll their windows up in the summer time? This would make it come out even.

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    1. FBG, You really need to get ahold of yourself, and you probably do often in other ways, about your car window fetish. One day you may be driving down the road, see a car window that is beyond your wildest dreams, you'll be unable to maintain composure, and end up getting arrested or cause an accident because you got ahold of yourself.
      I've never met you, but I've met people who have, and each, and everyone has the misfortune has told me you're nuttier than a squirrel turd.

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  54. There is no such thing as a widow fetish, I can't believe a human being would take the time to type out to type something as immature as a four your old. And If the window thing was really that intelligent, was is the BCPD the only people doing it. And if you are a cop, you are just the person I will get fired. Roll your window up.

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  55. On the contrary my squirrel turd friend! I know you're incapable of going past this blog to go to other websites to do research. Maybe you won't look it up for fear that you see that you have a problem, but there is such a thing as a window fetish and the person is usually licking windows. Are you a window licker?
    http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/window-licker

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  56. Your parents must be in prison for their lack of guidance and attention to their mistake, I mean offspring. Your method of putting words together shows me you are new to My Bossier, and your IQ is screaming Low numbers. So go check the air on your on your mothers trailer house tires. And why don't you look up how to cut your toenails.

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  57. Speaking about lack of parental supervision, your mother so graciously sent me this home video of you that was taken on one of you school field trips.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn4loMlMWBE

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    1. One of you school trips, Your mother wants you to rotate the tires on her trailer house, trailer house boy.

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  58. I would like to ask BJ Sanford why he covered up in my opinion the person that assaulted me. Why he tell me the wrong person's name that assaulted me, why did not use the comedian that was there. This could be proved by a receipt showing she was in the area that night. Why did he not put the correct comedian's name in the police report, that you called in Dallas, TX due to my information. Why did Jimmy Stewart Threaten me. Why did you not get a Warrant for the person that Assaulted me.

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    1. FBG, You window licking squrrel turd! You come on this blog insulting everyone about their IQ levels, yet you think Jim Wells, the administrator on My Bossier, is the city attorney.
      The city attorney, you knuckle dragging Neanderthal, is Jimmy Hall. He's the administrator of His and his Cronies' Bossier. No wonder the police don't bother taking up your case. If you don't know the difference of Jim Wells and Jimmy Hall, how the hell are they suppose to take you seriously when it comes to naming "witnesses"?
      I like you FBG, I really do. You give all mental health insitution patients hope that one day they'll be able to live among society.

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    2. The following is what Funny Bone Guy wrote on September 3, 2013. The best part is he thinks Bossier City Attorney is the "Jim" who administers this blog, and regardless of how many times he's be told the contrary, he still believe he's addressing Jimmy Hall. Since he won't know the difference I will take on part of the city attorney and answer his questions.
      FBG: I would like to ask BJ Sanford why he covered up in my opinion the person that assaulted me.
      Answer: [I talked to the detective who told me it was his opinion you were assaulted, and the reason he put covers on that person it was in his opinion the person was cold.
      FBG: Why he tell me the wrong person's name that assaulted me, why did not use the comedian that was there.
      Answer: Once again your use of the English language, punctuation, and grammar sucks, but we'll look past that. The detective didn't tell you the wrong name. and with your track record of confusing the person who writes this blog with the person who is the city attorney what difference does it make? For all we know the detective gave you the name and you confused it with someone else as well and you probably thought you were giving the detective the comedian's name and said that person was George Carlin. Face it, your records of knowing who you're talking too also sucks.
      FBG: This could be proved by a receipt showing she was in the area that night.
      Answer: And so were a bunch of old ladies shopping on the Boardwalk, but we did talk to "she" whoever "she" is, and she said you're confusing her with someone else like you're confusing Jim with Jimmy.
      FBG: Why did he not put the correct comedian's name in the police report, that you called in Dallas, TX due to my information.
      Answer: We did put the right name and just like the reasons state before, as evident you don't know who you're talking to half the time, as for calling you in Dallas, we tried calling the Green Oaks Psychiatric Hospital where you were a patient and they said you were in the middle of shock treatments and couldn't be disturbed any more than you already were.
      FBG: Why did Jimmy Stewart Threaten me.
      Answer: I can see why.
      FBG: Why did you not get a Warrant for the person that Assaulted me.
      Answer: I couldn't, I'm not Jimmy Hall, nor did I have ha anything to do with the investigation. However, from every story I heard you're lucky you didn't face charges that night.

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    3. Who ever wrote this is covering up a crime and I would love to talk to them face to face, to help them get things straight. The best way to cover up corruption is to hide it. And the person that wrote this is Captain C and it you would like to me up I would love to.

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    4. Your ignorance never ceases to amaze me. I'm not "Captain C" (whoever Captain C is), I'm not with the police department, and I'm not covering up a crime because a crime was never committed. I am glad to see your reply though because it has been almost a week since you posted any of sniveling blatherings. I was afraid something horrible happened to you. I was driving through the Dogwood Subdivision the other day, about the time you last posted, and I saw a squirrel with a nut in his mouth. I was afraid the squirrel got you.

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    5. AS for Sept 3, 4-19 everyone knows that is not the person seeking charges against the BCPD just look at the jargon, that's trailer house boy. You know he can't spell.

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    6. First of all I'm trying to decipher what the hell you're trying to say here. You're mental retardation is overriding your ability to convey a clear and concise message. Secondly, I think you're suffering from paranoid schizophrenia. You're addressing the person who wrote the post on Sep 3 @ 4:19, and the person you're addressing is you. What a dumbass!!!!!!!!

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    7. The only Captain C I know of is Captain Crunch

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    8. I know a Mr. C. He was Howard Cunningham on Happy Days. And speaking of Happy Days, FBG's happy days were back when he was getting shock therapy at the Green Oaks Psychiatric Hospital in Dallas where they allowed him to dress up like Shirley Temple and sing "Good Ship Lollipop!" Only he got confused as to who he thought he was suppose to be and thought he was some female comedian at the Funny Bone who witnessed a crime when in actuality it was unruly loud mouth being removed from the premises.

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  59. So that means you are a mental institution patient, Trailer House Boy, I thought so, I just didn't say it. I see you have gotten all your words together, you must have taken your meds.

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  60. The only mental patient is you. I know for a fact that you are because the people who told me they know you said you've been institutionalized a couple of time. I guess since that is true I do apologize for making fun of you for that. Since you think you're talking to Jimmy Hall on this blog the proof is in the pudding that you're delusional and just plain nuts.

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  61. If Sanford did not tell the truth in the Norris case, why would he be truthful in the FB Case

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    1. Because he is doing what his supervisor Captain Jimmy Stewart wanted him to do.

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  62. The only case in the FB matter is the nut case who is complaining about something about which he instigated. FB Guy, it's a known fact that you're mentally unstable. You need to be careful, because the squirrels are getting ready for winter, especially over around the Dogwood area.

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  63. THB the nut thing is going nowhere fast. Looks like the Thank a BCPD day didn't go over to well. Sad, men and women that work so hard to protect the fine city of Bossier. The Kind of Department people dream about leaving, but can't.

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