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That Fag church up in Kansas (you know the one) has sent a letter to Governor Jindal and the citizens of Louisiana:

Dear Gov. Jindal, every citizen of Louisiana, and every member of the so-called “Christian Nation”:
God is dealing with you to your face. You have angered Him and now He is fighting against you. You have adopted policies of disobedience and perversion: abortion; same-sex marriage/domestic partnerships; divorce and remarriage. You have called Him a liar and taught your children that He does not mean what He says.
You did not heed the warning of Katrina, delivered directly and powerfully in kindness to provoke your repentance. Instead, you have arrogantly beat your breast and declared that you have the power to rebuild even stronger, and have added more idols to your overflowing bag. And when we kindly directed your attention to that true and righteous judgment of God, and implored you to repent and obey, you increased your rebellion by passing laws to shut us up.
Now look what you’ve done: You will soon be over-run by a nasty, ugly, stinky, choking mess, which is just perfect --- it is exactly what you are to the eyes and nose of the LORD your God.
“MOUTH OF THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER (AP) - High winds and choppy seas frustrated efforts to hold back the oil spill seeping into Louisiana's rich fishing grounds and nesting areas Friday, and the government desperately cast about for new ideas for dealing with the nation's biggest environmental crisis in decades. . . . High seas were in the forecast through Sunday and could push oil deep into the inlets, ponds, creeks and lakes that line the boot of southeastern Louisiana. With the wind blowing from the south, the mess could reach the Mississippi, Alabama and Florida coasts by Monday.
"These next few days are critical," Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal warned.”
Indeed – the next few days ARE critical. You don’t begin to understand “desperate.” God has issued His words against that place (Louisiana and other parts of Doomed america spanning the Gulf coast) and the inhabitants thereof. We will be calling upon God to hasten this destructive judgment. And here is what we’re telling you clearly: There is NOTHING you can do to stop that oil other than sincere repentance, obedience, and humble prayer that God forbear His judgment. Only He can do that. Here’s your blueprint – to the words, rebels!:
2Ch 34:27 Because thine heart was tender, and thou didst humble thyself before God, when thou heardest his words against this place, and against the inhabitants thereof, and humbledst thyself before me, and didst rend thy clothes, and weep before me; I have even heard thee also, saith the LORD.
You will not heed. You will not repent. You will not obey. You will not humble yourselves to the mighty hand of God. He will not forbear. Hang on to your hats: Your destruction is imminent!