Sunday, June 13, 2010

You Have Mail

That Fag church up in Kansas (you know the one) has sent a letter to Governor Jindal and the citizens of Louisiana:

Dear Gov. Jindal, every citizen of Louisiana, and every member of the so-called “Christian Nation”:
God is dealing with you to your face. You have angered Him and now He is fighting against you. You have adopted policies of disobedience and perversion: abortion; same-sex marriage/domestic partnerships; divorce and remarriage. You have called Him a liar and taught your children that He does not mean what He says.
You did not heed the warning of Katrina, delivered directly and powerfully in kindness to provoke your repentance. Instead, you have arrogantly beat your breast and declared that you have the power to rebuild even stronger, and have added more idols to your overflowing bag. And when we kindly directed your attention to that true and righteous judgment of God, and implored you to repent and obey, you increased your rebellion by passing laws to shut us up.
Now look what you’ve done: You will soon be over-run by a nasty, ugly, stinky, choking mess, which is just perfect --- it is exactly what you are to the eyes and nose of the LORD your God.
“MOUTH OF THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER (AP) - High winds and choppy seas frustrated efforts to hold back the oil spill seeping into Louisiana's rich fishing grounds and nesting areas Friday, and the government desperately cast about for new ideas for dealing with the nation's biggest environmental crisis in decades. . . . High seas were in the forecast through Sunday and could push oil deep into the inlets, ponds, creeks and lakes that line the boot of southeastern Louisiana. With the wind blowing from the south, the mess could reach the Mississippi, Alabama and Florida coasts by Monday.
"These next few days are critical," Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal warned.”
Indeed – the next few days ARE critical. You don’t begin to understand “desperate.” God has issued His words against that place (Louisiana and other parts of Doomed america spanning the Gulf coast) and the inhabitants thereof. We will be calling upon God to hasten this destructive judgment. And here is what we’re telling you clearly: There is NOTHING you can do to stop that oil other than sincere repentance, obedience, and humble prayer that God forbear His judgment. Only He can do that. Here’s your blueprint – to the words, rebels!:
2Ch 34:27 Because thine heart was tender, and thou didst humble thyself before God, when thou heardest his words against this place, and against the inhabitants thereof, and humbledst thyself before me, and didst rend thy clothes, and weep before me; I have even heard thee also, saith the LORD.
You will not heed. You will not repent. You will not obey. You will not humble yourselves to the mighty hand of God. He will not forbear. Hang on to your hats: Your destruction is imminent!


  1. Well what has Pat Robertson said about the oil spill? He usually weighs in, also, with his opinions that everything which goes wrong is the judgement of God against those who are affected. I remember how remarkably similar the statements about the terrorist attacks made by Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell were to the statements made by the terrorists themselves.

  2. I think Johnny Cash once addressed statements like this one from the closet homos in Kansas.

    He said...

  3. i'm sure all the lawyers at BP are happy to hear this is all god's doing.

  4. These people are not true Christians. From reading their theology, they believe that God create some for salvation and others for damnation. So they believe they are the elect of God. That is why they don't care about leading others to salvation and feel they can declare God's judgment on people. But I found a statement odd from an interview I saw with them about the young man from Minden who died. They said it was the parents fault that now the soldier would go to hell. This does not fly with their theology. According to them God knows who He has created for salvation and damnation. So nothing anyone does can change this. It is a dangerous hate group cult. God gives man free will to choose salvation or damnation. Once you are saved you can't lose it. We serve God and love others as Jesus did and carry a concern for others souls. Though God can bring judgment, we can't say this or that is a direct result of God's judgment.

  5. That group isn't worth the 1's and 0's Jim.

  6. I know Ed, but it was a slow week and I wanted to call them fags.

  7. I'm pretty sure they ARE fags...or maybe pedophile fags. In my experience, those that rail the hardest/loudest/longest against homosexuals are in the closet themselves.

    Not to paint with too broad a brush...because I've known some godly Saints that tear up the pea patch when preaching about homosexuality. But, their message is tempered with love, compassion, and a true message of regeneration.

    This Phelps character is a homo. You can mark it on the wall...lay money on a bet.

    He is a homosexual. Of course, looking at the gals in his posse, one could truly understand.

  8. Maybe they like soccer Andy. There I got it in.

  9. Darrell, I am quite sure that all lunch breaks between screaming at grieving parents include an exercise break, too.


    Bwa, Bwa, Mwa, Mwa,Bwa,Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


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