Monday, November 21, 2011

Spam Mail

Every day it's something.  Do you get a lot of these type things?
Dear ValuabLE Customer,
This email is coming to you as a reminder concerning your pending package that has been with us for a long time. As you already know that this package is containing an International ATM CARD in your name and in the amount of $1.5 million usd.
This email is to let you know that fedEx Courier has finally carried out delivery of your package. The package left Lagos Nigeria on June 15th and since on the 18th of June it has been in Memphis awaiting custom clearance.
To track your package, go to (it gives an address that is undoubtedly masked) and
insert the tracking number below to view delivery status.Tracking Number: 875531681014
On the tracking page you will see that this package is going to a wrong address. This is because you have refused to give us your cooperation. You are hereby adviced to provide us with the below details so we can immediately have it sent out to our FedEx office at Memphis.
Your Name(In Full):
Your Delivery Address:
Your Direct telephone Number:
Please note that you are required to provide a redirection fee of $250 which you are to make available to this office via WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER in the name of our accounting officer stated below.
Receivers Name: Mr.Greg Adams
Receivers Address: Lagos-Nigeria
Text Question: Saviour
Text Answer: God
MTCN: ??????????
Opon receiving your correct details and the payment MTCN from you, we will immediately notify the Airport Authorities in USA and the package will be redirected to your correct address immediately.
Give me a call on +2347090693524. This is important and as such your immediate response will do you Good.
Warm Regards,
Mr. Ashley Sherlock
FedEX Courier Service


  1. Dang! I think that might be a fake deal. I've heard about such things like this, but I've NEVER HAD A COMPUTER LETTER LIKE THIS!

    You'd better be careful, Jimbo.

    But, the $1.5 million usd might come in handy.

    Seriously, it might. I mean, you're getting on up there in years, and fedEx is a pretty reputable delivery service to old folks.

    Heck, I'd just drive on up there to Memphis and pick it up personally if I was you.

    Shame on you because you have refused to give them your cooperation. I am advicing you to straighten up and fly right. I mean, the Niggerians are doing their best to make your golden years more comfortable.


  2. BTW, do a fellow human being a solid, and don't forward that to Chubby Knight.

  3. I got one today that said I'd received a $50 iTunes gift certificate. All I needed to do was click on the link, copy the code and open my iTunes account.

    Thankfully I did not click. It's a virus.


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