Sunday, February 7, 2010

A Super Bowl Drinking Game

I ‘borrowed’ this from Mostly Cajun. I’m hoping he has a ‘name game’ post today, I never miss that on a Sunday! Check it out.
Pat also listed a few of them at And So it Goes in Shreveport. She also has coverage of her adventures at the Centaur Parade with some good pictures.

A SuperBowl drinking game. (This one’s been making the email rounds. Go figure!)
1. Every time they mention hurricane Katrina, drink 1
2. If they show pictures of the City of New Orleans right after Katrina, drink 1
3. Every time they say how much the Saints mean to the City of New Orleans, drink 1
4. Every time the words “tragedy”, “flood”, or “devastation” are used, drink 1
5. Every time they talk about how good Reggie Bush was in college, drink 3
6. If they show Kim Kardashian in the stands, drink 5
7. Every time they show a picture of Reggie Bush with a bat or say “bringing the wood” drink for 5 seconds
8. Every time Reggie Bush gets negative yardage trying to run around in the backfield a bunch and outrun the defense, drink 1 and turn to the person next to you and say “I told you Vince Young should have won the Heisman”
9. Every time Reggie Bush gets up and flexes his arms in that pose he likes to do, drink 1
10. If they mention Tim Tebow for any reason, funnel a beer.
11. Every time they say that “it’s destiny for the Saints to win” drink 1
12. If they show footage of Katrina survivors at the Superdome, take a shot of cheap liquor If they do it twice, on the second, chug a jug of Mad dog 20/20.
13. If they call Saints fans the most passionate fans in football, drink 1
14. If they say that the Saints, Saints fans, or the City of New Orleans “deserve” a Super bowl victory, drink 1
15. Every time they say how good of a story the Saints are, drink 1
16. If Jeremy Shockey pretends to be hurt after dropping a pass, drink 2
17. If they mention the Saints beating the Falcons in 2006 in the first game after Katrina in the Superdome, drink 5 and remember that we are still a better football team with better fans.
18. Every time they compare hurricane Katrina to the Haiti earthquake, funnel a beer and yell “bullshit!”
19. Every time they mention Drew Brees as the Mardi Gras king, drink
20. Every time they show Archie Manning, drink 1, and mention how bad he sucked. If they show old footage of him on the Saints, drink 5. If they mention how tough of a decision it was for him as for whom to cheer for, drink 10.
21. Every time they show a saints fan yelling “Who Dat!” Or a sign/shirt saying the same, drink 1. (This’ll get you done in the first five minutes…MC)
22. If they show Chris Paul at the game, drink 1 and mention to someone how much better he is than Marvin Williams.
23. If they show Mayor Ray Nagin, drink 5 and then punch someone in the face!
Other Rules not involving the Saints:
1. Every time they show Eli Manning in the press box, drink 1
2. Every time Pierre Garcon is mentioned with Haiti, drink 1
3. If Brett Favre is mentioned for any reason, drink 1


  1. I truly believe that we have reached the point where technology has become one with our lives, and I am 99% certain that we have passed the point of no return in our relationship with technology.

    I don't mean this in a bad way, of course! Societal concerns aside... I just hope that as memory becomes less expensive, the possibility of downloading our brains onto a digital medium becomes a true reality. It's one of the things I really wish I could encounter in my lifetime.

  2. I actually played, and to my surprise only ended up with three drinks. (Not really, I kept a tally).
    The first one was the Farve commercial where it showed him playing in Super Bowl 54. (It said "If Brett Favre is mentioned for any reason." So I considered the commercial as any reason.)

    The second was: "Every time Pierre Garcon is mentioned with Haiti."

    The third was at the end of the game for: "Every time they show a saints fan yelling “Who Dat!” Or a sign/shirt saying the same."

    After the game I think I may have lost track. I was too damned excited to care. How ever, I turned over to the NFL Network and Kim Kardashian managed to get on the set during Reggie Bush's interview and took it over. I had to get blasted. What a ditz! Can anyone tell me what she has ever done to become popular?

  3. I thought the Favre commercial was really funny. I thought the Kardashians were something from Star Trek until she starting dating Reggie, now they're everywhere!


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