Wednesday, November 17, 2010

The Cucumber Guy enters guilty plea

You know, the school bus driver who paid teenage boys to stick cucumbers where the sun don't shine.
Thomas Smith entered a guilty plea on two counts of indecency with minors today in Benton.  A pre-sentence investigation was ordered, so he will be sentenced at a later date.


  1. With Thomas Smith pleading guilty it save the DA from having to 'produce" any evidence against him.

  2. Wow, G.R., just wow. Wish I had a button on here for a 'moan' sound!

  3. It was either the previous comment or something like trying Smith would have been "cumbersome" for the DA.

    I know, I know. I'll go to my room for the rest of the night to sit and think about what I said.

  4. He was stupid to ask. But the kids were total morons for accommodating. You just can't fix stupid.

  5. Don't listen to Jim...I thought that was a pretty good one, G.R.

  6. Thanks Andy.

    I guess Mr.Smith is just your average garden variety pervert.
    I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself..

  7. You two have any more to share with the class?

  8. No Mr. Wells,

    I'll go study for the next lesson.

  9. Guess you could say he got himself into a pickle. Or vice versa.

  10. Dangit! I've been at work, and got called upon while I was absent, and Anon at 9:55 beat me to it!!!


    Actually I was gonna say that he got a pickle into himself, but that's kinda' crude, so I won't.


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