Want the Secret Service on your case? Do this.

I'm gonna run out of Dumbass Awards if this keeps up:
The United States Secret Service and the Louisiana State Police are making inquiries into an incident where Steven Fornea, 34, of Minden, was arrested September 10 at the Dixie Mart in Homer.
Fornea got into an altercation with a woman in the parking lot, and asked her who she voted for for president. Happens all the time, I'm sure. Apparently she gave the wrong answer, and Fornea saw fit to mention something about killing Barack Obama.
To make matters that much better, he punched out the glass on a car that pulled into the parking lot.
He should have stayed in Minden.
Press-Tribune