You would try to shoot him of course. After the fact.
I just couldn't pass this one up.
That's what happened to two men who shot at an Alexandria man early Wednesday morning after they discovered that the victim, who was dressed as a woman and had just performed sexual acts on both men, really was a man, authorities reported.
Jeffery Ray Allen and Troherro Keith Batiste were arrested and charged with assault by drive-by shooting. Both are in the Rapides Parish jail.